Walking down the street, a dog saw a sign in an office window: "Help Wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal-opportunity employer." The dog applied for the position, but he was quickly rebuffed. "I can't hire a dog for this job," the office manager said. But when the dog pointed to the line that read, "An equal opportunity employer", the office manager sighed and asked, "Can you type?"
Silently, the dog walked over to a typewriter and flawlessly typed out a letter. "Can you operate a computer?" the manager inquired. The dog then sat down at a terminal, wrote a programme and ran it perfectly.
"Look, I still can't hire a dog for this position," said the exasperated office manager. "You have fine skills, but I need someone who's bilingual. It says so right in the ad." The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow".
