Ways not to turn your V-date off
It's Valentine's Day finally. You're dressed in your best and things just couldn't be better when your date shows up at your door and a bouquet of roses. Everything seems to take on fairy tale proportions when, at the end of a wonderful dinner and movie, he tries to plant a kiss on your lips. And that is when you let go a long, rude fart,. That, and other horror stories, are just the ingredients to ruin a perfect date. But shouldn't people look beyond these little flaws and accept you for who you are, and not focus on your quirks? Sorry pal, things don't work this way if it's these bad habits you're talking about:
Yawning with your mouth open.
Well, how else are you supposed to yawn if you don't open your mouth, you ask. With your hand over it, that's how. We're sure your date isn't interested in your dental fillings.
Picking your spots... in the cinema.
It doesn't help if you think he won't see you because he WILL! Leave your zit-picking in the bathroom where no one can see you in pimple-popping action. It's not only disgusting, dirty fingernails also cause scars.
Burping or breaking wind loudly.
Ok, some bodily functions are beyond your control. But you can still help it by avoiding foods that give you gas. Steer clear of beans and fizzy drinks before a major date. If you really need to pass wind, excuse yourself and let it rip in the washroom.
Picking your nose.
Need we say more? As good and comforting as it may feel to you, fingers up a nose is not a pretty sight. And puh-lease -- no playing with your nose jam!
Slurping your soup.
This is not Japan where noodles and soups are noisily slurped to show appreciation. It's a sure-fire way to embarrass your date and leave him wishing he'd drown in his soup!
Chewing with your mouth open.
Some things are better not seen, such as how that mouthful of food gets mushed up into a gluey glob. Gulp! Think you get the picture!
Chewing on your nails.
You might as well stick to a pacifier into your mouth because that's how insecure and childish you look. And that's not mentioning the smelly, unsightly nails you end up with. Want him to hold your hands? Stop the chewing!
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